Geek Pickup Lines
Happy Valentine’s Day, all! While some of the geeky breed have evolved to overcome their fear of the opposite sex, some of the dice-rolling, mouse-clicking, phaser-toting guys out there still struggle. Well, BBSpot has posted a couple pages with lists of Top 11 Geek Pickup Lines. Some of my favorites include:
- You </me>
- By looking at you, I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
- No matter how I sort things, you’ll always be first.
- What’s a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villainy like this?
And of course…
- Resistance is futile.
Alright, fellas…Have an amorous V-Day and go get ya some!
