Willing Naked Nookie > Porn
This was not intended to be my first blog post, but Ghost’s Porn post inspired me to share my feelings on the subject of Porn. Nerds and porn go hand in hand. I have friends who have HD after HD of porn. Every year a group of online buddies of mine have social gathering. We all haul our computers halfway across the world to meet in person to have meat, beer, and to get our game on. This usually lasts about a week. About half that week is spent trading porn. They organize it according to type, style, and what general mood they are in for the night. Most of these guys are in relationships or have wives. This is what baffles me.
If your in a relationship, no, scratch that, even if you are not in a relationship and over the age of 21, what the hell do you need porn for? Once you have felt the touch of a woman, you want to go back to your hand? I can understand porn when you are a young teenager, and finding a nice warm, tight space to park your penis is few and far between. At the age of 21 you should be socially mature enough to get as much ass as you want. When your married, there should be no excuse for porn. If I am feeling in the mood, all I have to do is look toward my bed to see that I have as much willing naked nookie as I can handle.
Maybe I just do not undestand the obsession to collect porn. Why does one want to stay at home and look at women having sex with each other, men, donkies, and whatever else they can stuff in themselves, when you have a vast sea of willing naked nookie right outside your front door?
It is a rough first post, I know. I promise they will improve as I write more. I am a speaker, not a writer.
January 19th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
You go back to the hand when the hand is all you’ve got! Ain’t nothing wrong with tugging one out every now and then, not matter what your relationship status is. What becomes worrisome is when guys cross that line into compulsivity. Sometimes you can’t be with your lady. Sometimes your lady just ain’t into it. If you have a round in your chamber that you gotta fire out, I see no fault in taking matters into your own hand…
It’s the extreme cases like you describe where a guy is stockpiling the stuff (especially if he’s spending money on loads of it) or if he has an eager lady friend that’s being overshadowed by the porn, when he’s in need of help. Then it’s like any other addiction…and addiction is defined by consequences.
January 20th, 2008 at 5:12 am
Jerking off is not the problem. I squeezed one off while I was typing this response. I use the tried and true spank bank. Porn is for the unimaginative.
January 20th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Heh, I guess I can appreciate if someone wants to be a “traditionalist” or use their mind as a canvas to paint a story of steamy eroticism, I think that your masturbatory motives are somewhat…unique. Most fellas (like myself) don’t jerk it to flex our creative muscle like we’re applying for a gig at Harlequin…we do it to release some built-up baby batter. It’s a goal-oriented task, and one must be practical. We utilize porn not because we’re unimaginative, but because it just gets it done quicker.
It’s like a conversation I had with a gal pal of mine the other night. She asked me why men need to look at porn to spank to. I told her that we definitely don’t need porn…but it helps.
I’ll not judge you for your tastes, sir, but I will leave you to them. :p