World’s Most Annoying Toy
This is quite possibly the #1 reason why I’m happy I don’t work at Spencer Gifts any more. All day, every fucking day, people would come in and squeeze those damn things. And of course every teenager would think they’re the pioneers of new comedy when they’d grab the whole bundle of 5-10 chickens and squeeze them all at the same time. Usually followed by them running right out the door, as if you could even call that a prank.
The question is not why do places keep selling these things…it’s why do people keep buying them??
